From Lefturn...A little Humor

Two Swedish sisters go into a photo place to get their picture taken. Not being very educated, they question each other on what the photographer is doing. When he goes under the black cloth, one sister turns to the other and asks…..
“Vots he goink to do?”
Her sister answers, “He’s goink to focus!”
The second cries, “Bot of us!?!”

Lefturn’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby.” The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Lefty says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a fucking funeral?”

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay. But it won’t do you any good.” A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?” “Okay. But it won’t do you any good.”He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, “Okay. But it won’t do you any good.” They get to his apartment and he says, “You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.”She says, “Oh, that’s different. Send her in.”