A Little Humor

Three guys were having a few beers at a bar and checking out the babes as they entered the bar. A cute blonde walked in. The first guy said, “I’d give her a 7. She’s cute.” The other two agreed. The bartender, over hearing their rating, said dryly, “I’d give her a 3.” “A fucking 3? Man, you’re harsh!” The guys figured the bartender just had lousy taste in women and returned to their sport. The next young lady scored a 9, but the bartender gave her a 5.
“A 5? How in the fuck can you give her a 5?” the three guys asked. “She’s gorgeous!” Then a stunning blonde walked in. Our three judges nod and say in unison, “10!” But the bartender only rated her a “6.” “A 6!? No way you fucking fag!” protest the three guys. “What scale are you using?” “The Budweiser scale,” the bartender. “The Budweiser scale? What the fuck is that?” asked the three guys. The bartender explained, “That’s the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her!”