A Little Humor

So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once in the room with theprosttute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints, the guy has a 18 inch cock. She says,” Hold on pal, I’ll lick it, I’ll suck it, but you’re not sticking that in me.” The man pulls up his pants and picks up his $50 and says, “ Fuck that, I can do that myself !”


Two Ministers were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.“I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married,” said one clergyman self righteously. “Did you?”“I don’t know,” said the other. “What was her maiden name?”


Once upon a time, one day long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch…
But this was a long time ago… and it was just one fuck’n day.