Tuesday, September 30, 2008
A Little Humor
“You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldn’t tell if he was running for president or bartender.”
What does obama’s wife do every morning after shaving her twat?……..She sends him out on the campaign trail!
What does obama’s wife do every morning after shaving her twat?……..She sends him out on the campaign trail!
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
A Little Humor
One of our geeks was at my computer adjusting some settings so I tookthe opportunity to ask him a question.
“With all this stuff going around, how do I know if I have a virus?”
He kept working, but without missing a beat he said, . . . “It will burn when you pee.”
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.” “Yeah what happened?” asked his friend. The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my dick stuck in the neck of the fuck’n bottle.”
A married couple go to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says “For starters, lets talk about something you both have in common.” The husband says “Well, neither of us suck a fucking dick”.
Two drunk blondes are stumbling home one night. One of the girls has to take a piss and stumbles off into a field. After quite sometime the girl waiting goes looking for the other girl. She finds her sucking off some horse. When she asks what she’s doing, the girl replies, “Hang on I think I might be able to get us a ride home.”
“With all this stuff going around, how do I know if I have a virus?”
He kept working, but without missing a beat he said, . . . “It will burn when you pee.”
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.” “Yeah what happened?” asked his friend. The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my dick stuck in the neck of the fuck’n bottle.”
A married couple go to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says “For starters, lets talk about something you both have in common.” The husband says “Well, neither of us suck a fucking dick”.
Two drunk blondes are stumbling home one night. One of the girls has to take a piss and stumbles off into a field. After quite sometime the girl waiting goes looking for the other girl. She finds her sucking off some horse. When she asks what she’s doing, the girl replies, “Hang on I think I might be able to get us a ride home.”
Thursday, September 25, 2008
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