A Little Humor...From Don.......

A Gun in the House> > > > > > The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible> victory in defense.> The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is> more important> than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is> supplemental.> > As John Steinbeck once said:> > 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too> old to fight, he'll> just kill you.> > 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics> suck.> > 3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.> > 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.> > 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas> Rangers. The reporter> recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and> asked him 'Why do> you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because> they don't make a 46.'> > 6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous> regularity.> > 7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a> lady commented on> his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your> pistol. Are you> expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were> expecting trouble, I would have> brought my rifle.'> > 8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS> HOW TO USE IT!!!