A Little Humor

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.The witchdoctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.The witchdoctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"The guy then asks the witchdoctor "What happens when it's over?" The witchdoctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"


It was a hot day in Minnesota . Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.'Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today,' she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street , she passed a tavern and thought, 'Vy nodt?'So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink.'Ya know, its zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer' Helga said'Anheuser Busch?' the bartender asked.Helga blushed and replied, 'Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener'?

A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision. As they crawl from the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and beautiful. She turns to him and gushes breathily: "We shouldn't have survived that. Maybe it's a sign from God that we’re meant to be together!"The man stammers back, "Oh yes, I agree completely!""And look," she continues. "Though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine is intact, too! It's another sign. Let’s drink to our love!""Well, OK!" says the man. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half and hands it back."Your turn," he says."No, thanks," says the woman, "I think I'll just wait for the police."