A little Humor

A guy goes to a costume shop and says to the girl behind the counter, "I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf."The girl goes out back and comes back with a fig leaf.He says, "That's not big enough!"She returns with a bigger fig leaf.He says, "Still not big enough!"Finally she returns with a huge fig leaf.Once again he says, "Still not big enough!"She says to the guy, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"




OLD IS WHEN
Your sweetie says, Let's go upstairs and make love, and you answer, Honey, I can't do both!
OLD IS WHEN
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
OLD IS WHEN
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
OLD IS WHEN
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. OLD IS WHEN
Getting a little action means I don’t need to take any fiber today. OLD IS WHEN
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
OLD IS WHEN
An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.