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A Little Humor
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that and you didn't put any money in the poor box!'The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
A Little Humor
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.Grumpy leads the pack.'Grumpy, my son,'says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting.'Grumpy shagged a penguin! Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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