“Yesterday at the G-8 summit, President Bush met with the Prime Minister of India. Yeah. There was an awkward moment when President Bush told the Prime Minister ‘Uh, I think I've been in your taxi.'”
“Barack Obama is campaigning very hard, going everywhere these days to get the vote out. Barack Obama's staff recently announced that Barack is planning to hold a campaign event at a NASCAR race. Yeah. The event will be called ‘Meet your first black guy.'”
“Speaking of politics, months ago, months ago, Hillary Clinton's campaign booked hundreds of hotel rooms for the Democratic National Convention, but now that she's out of the race, she doesn't need them anymore. Yeah. So … uh … just as Hillary's staff was about to cancel the hotel rooms, Bill Clinton said “I'll use ‘em.'”
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